PHIDO Q & A
Age: 3 months
Breed: Golden Retriever
Favorite toy or treat? “Everything! Especially if it’s not mine.”
Idea of fun? “Running like a mad dog outside and playing with dad”
Have you had any moments of weakness? “My cat friend Buddy steals stuff off of mom and dad’s counters for me to chew up! Its on the floor so it’s mine right?”
If you could be doing anything at this moment, what would it be? “Sitting in Dad’s lap licking his face.”
If you could tell your parents anything, what might you say? “I love you! I love you! I love you! Can I have a bite of that?”
How do you spend your spare time? “Laying on the couch with all four legs spread eagle, on my back with my tongue hanging out.”
Perfect holiday? “My birthday! I get to have a special birthday treat and my own special birthday hat.”
If you could add anything to the grocery list what would it be? “More dog food. These portions are too small! A bag per feeding would suffice.”
Best friends/ girlfriends/ boyfriends? Who are they and what makes them so special? “My Grandma’s Goldens- Sam and Murphy are my BFF’s! W love to swim and rough house together!
What would you say your goal in life is? “To be fat and loved!…and sleep on the couch when Mom’s not looking! Shhh!
What are you currently thinking? “When are these people gonna feed me? I’m waisting away!!”